Life is pretty good. Mom holds me all the time. I make sure it stays that way, because I scream when she puts me down. I don’t care if she puts me down in the bouncy seat or the swing or the car seat, I scream. I scream the whole time. Then Mom picks me up and I don’t scream. Sometimes Will holds me too. That is tolerable. But I refuse to let Dad hold me. I scream.
All and all, this family thing is cool. There is usually lots of activity and places to go. I think the other little people might be crazy. Who am I fooling, I think the big people might be nuts too. Look what Mom let the little people do the other day.
I have a few new tricks that Mom seems to like. I make these cute noises that are not even words. Mom goes nuts and smiles really big. Then I smile because she smiles. It is just one big smile party.
Don't worry, I have other tricks as well. I can blow spit bubbles. If Mom holds me just right, I can poop all over her and my clothes. Life is pretty good.
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